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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion
to shoplifting.

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It's the job of loss prevention officers
to protect against these shoplifters.

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These are their stories. Only at
shoplifter .com.

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The reason

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why I'm bringing in here...

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is because I'm actually not the Santa
Claus of them all.

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I'm undercover security.

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What? Really?

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Yeah. Uh, okay. I know you two know what
you did wrong, all right?

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So have a seat. Sit down. You two sit
down.

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Because we've been having a lot of
problems with this in the past couple of

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years, so they hired an undercover, and
that's me, all right? Now I got to go

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write up a report.

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You two hang tight right here. I'll be
right back.

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What report?

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A report for theft.

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We have both of you on camera stealing.

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Alright?

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I'll be right back.

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I'm just gonna write up the report. I'll
be right back.

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Oh, okay.

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Alright, you can't go anywhere anyways.

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Alright?

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Oh, fuck.

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We gotta do something.

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Like, ugh.

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What can we do?

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I don't know.

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Fuck it. Let's hide it. Let's hide the
stuff first.

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What

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are

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you two doing?

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Waiting for you to come back.

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You think I don't have security cameras
in this room?

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Where?

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Right there. Right there.

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Right there.

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Fuck. Right here.

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I just saw what you did. Move.

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Well, what's going to happen now? Okay.

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You just made my job easier by that,
too, by the way.

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I know you had something here.

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Okay.

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We brought them into the store with us.

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And you hid them inside your bras?

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Well, we bought it from the store.

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So we thought you'd think we stole it.

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What?

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This isn't funny.

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We didn't have any bags, so we didn't
have anywhere else to put it.

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I mean, we're girls. We wear bras and
stuff. We put stuff in that.

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Do you think that we don't have any
other security cameras inside of the

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department store that you stole from?

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What is so funny? You know you guys are
facing jail time. You want me to call

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the cops?

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No, no, don't call the cops.

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That's what actually protocol is.

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So, I have to call the cops on this. I
mean, you just stole.

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This is gold jewelry.

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Please don't call the cops. It's
expensive.

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You probably even have more on you. I
barged back in when you were just trying

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to stuff stuff away.

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You know what? Get up. We're going to do
a search.

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What? Get up.

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Wait. You too. Get up.

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But you can't do that.

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How can I not? You want me to call the
cops right now and have them do the

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search? Would that be better? No.
Because after that search, then you're

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to jail.

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Fuck.

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You've already lost your job. Okay, what
else can we do so you won't call the

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cops?

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You have to comply with me.

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When I tell you to do something, you do
it.

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If I'm telling you, take your top off
right now.

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What? That is unacceptable.

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You know what? Come here.

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What the fuck?

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Come here.

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I'm searching you.

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You broke the law, not me.

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Get your hands off me. Why are you
squirming?

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You're trying to touch me like that.

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I have to check you everywhere. You
broke the law. Remember that?

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You want me to call the cops?

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No. I'll bring them in here right now.
You know what? No, no, no, please.

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Alright.

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I have nothing in there.

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Don't try to tell me how to do my job,
okay?

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I'm going to continue this search now.

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Okay, stand here.

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Ew. Listen, I don't have anything else
on me. Maybe you could just skip me?

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No, I don't want to hear it. Oh, sure.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Stand still.

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All right, I'm just going to call the
cops. This is way easier. Okay, okay,

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do it.

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I'll do it. I'll do whatever you say.

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Okay,

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you know what?

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Just take the tops off.

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Come here.

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Come here.

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Because you could be hiding something
underneath here. No.

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No, I'm not going to do that. Take your
top off.

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It's either I'm going to do it or the
cops are going to do it and then they're

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going to take you to jail.

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Come on, I don't want to get arrested.

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Then do as I say.

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I don't have anything in here.

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As you can see. Okay, we'll take it
down. Let me see.

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You know what?

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I gotta do something first.

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Here, you.

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We'll do you first.

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Come here.

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Stand right here.

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What are you gonna do?

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I have to document this. It's my job.

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What? I have to take a photo of you.

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Because you've broken the law.

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Yeah, and do it while we're still
dressed.

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This is what you looked like when you
broke the law, isn't it?

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Stand there.

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Alright, next.

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Come on.

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Stand right here.

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You. Right in front of this.

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Good, good, good.

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Stand up straight.

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gotten that.

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Alright, now you. Back to this.

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Let's go. Come on.

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Are you really going to take your top
off?

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No, this is a whole big joke.

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Were you really going to steal from the
store that pays you that you now have no

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job with?

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Let's go. Come on.

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Take it down.

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What are you hiding?

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What am I hiding? I'm hiding my boobs.
Move this.

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Oh, a tattoo.

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See, I knew you were a bad girl.

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What does that have anything to do with
this?

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And you're laughing about it, huh?

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See, I see this all the time.

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See people like you and you with your
cute faces coming in, acting like, oh,

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know, I hate this job.

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So I'm just going to make it worth my
while by stealing from this company

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paying me.

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Especially during the holiday season.
That is, that is crazy.

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Okay, let's take, these gotta come down.

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Really? Everything has to come down?

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You take it off. You take it off.

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Go. Come on. Let's go.

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Turn around.

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What are you hiding?

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Okay.

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You. You're next.

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Stand over here.

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Let's go. Come on.

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Okay. Same thing.

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Take it off.

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Okay.

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That's good. Let me see.

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Come on.

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Don't touch them.

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I'm doing my job.

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Okay.

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You know the drill.

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What? You just saw her do it. Okay.

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All of it. All of it? Yeah. I have to
take my underwear off. Yes.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Both of you stand right here.

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Right here.

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Next to each other.

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So it looks like this and

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this is everything you stole?

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Yeah.

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Was this really worth your job and going
to jail for?

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I felt like we didn't make enough. They
weren't paying us.

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Yeah, the prices are not fair.

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Then don't take the job. Get a different
job.

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Listen. The way I see it is... There's
two options.

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I can call the police.

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They'll take you off to jail.

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Your job's done.

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Okay?

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That's option number one.

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Okay.

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Option number two.

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You could do a little something for me.

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And what is that? I might be able to,
let's just say, go home,

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just a little flap on the wrist, and if
you do a good job, I might even let you

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keep the stuff that you had.

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What are you talking about?

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Just talking about pleasing me.

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In what way? What?

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In a way that...

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It involves me feeling good.

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Um, what do you want us to do, then?

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I'm going to come all over your faces.

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What?

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Are you serious?

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No! Okay, all right.

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Cops it is, then. I guess she chose,
right?

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Wait, wait, wait.

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You know what? How about this? How about
this?

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Can we... You know your options, right?

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Yeah. Okay.

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I'm going to give you a minute.

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I'll be right back.

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Think it over.

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Okay? Okay.

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And then when I come back, we can do
whatever you want to do. Alright?

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Okay. I'll be right back.

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Fuck. Are we really going to do this?

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I mean, we're going to go to jail
otherwise.

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I don't know. I don't know if it's worth
it.

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I mean, do you want to be locked up in
jail for the rest of your life? That's

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like... Thousands of gold bracelets.
Fuck.

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I think we have to.

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I kind of want to be home for Christmas.
I don't know about you.

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Ridiculous.

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We have to decide before he gets back,
though.

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I don't think it's worth it to go to
jail.

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I think I'll do it if you do it.

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I mean, I don't want to go to jail.

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What other options do we have anyways, I
guess?

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Do you think he'll, like, let us off if
we offer to pay him back somehow for the

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stuff we stole?

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Yeah, we can, like, paint his house or
maybe... What else could we do?

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I don't know.

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Maybe money, but the job doesn't even
pay well. Where would we get the money?

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I don't think we have any other options.

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I know.

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I think we just have to do it.

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My boyfriend will kill me if he finds
out, though.

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He won't find out.

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You think? But what about all the
cameras and stuff?

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Maybe we can make a deal with him to
delete all of the video or something.

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That way no one else will ever see it
and it's like it never even happened.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure he should do that
if we're gonna fuck him.

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I guess that's our plan.

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If he'll even listen to us.

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Alright, so what's it gonna be?

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We'll do it. We don't have any other
choice.

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I was just wondering one thing.

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The security cameras, could you turn
them off before we do it? Or delete the

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tapes or something?

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Security cameras are for security.

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I'm head of security.

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My eyes only.

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But won't they record it, though?

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It's recording right now.

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It could record you sitting here and the
cops coming and taking you to jail as

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well.

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No, no, we'll do it. We'll do it.

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All right, good.

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What do you want us to do first,
exactly?

262
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I'm going to show you.

263
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,000
And if you do this, you'll let us out,
right?

264
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:52,880
If you do a good job.

265
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,080
So come on, get on your knees.

266
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:08,460
I'm assuming you two, especially you
with the tattoo, knows what to do with

267
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,460
this.

268
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,760
Yeah?

269
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,680
Why don't you tell me what to do?

270
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:24,360
Well, let's start off with you touching
it. I don't... I don't... Come on.

271
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,800
Put your hand on it.

272
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,040
This is your key to staying out of jail.

273
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,390
Now stroke it.

274
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:42,290
Since there's two of you, I got a job
for you too.

275
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,350
Why don't you touch my balls?

276
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,770
I guess.

277
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,710
Put your hand.

278
00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,030
There you go.

279
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:59,850
The way this is going, you guys might
still go to jail.

280
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,470
I don't want to go to jail.

281
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,420
That's good.

282
00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,500
You don't have to look so upset.

283
00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,760
I got an idea.

284
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,340
It'll probably cheer you up, right?

285
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,560
You guys are friends?

286
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:33,280
Well, I mean, I guess.

287
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:34,850
You both steal together?

288
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:38,150
Yeah. Why don't you give each other a
kiss?

289
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:39,930
What?

290
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:45,570
I thought we just had to touch you. You
have to do what I say is what I told

291
00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:47,830
you. Okay, that's not fair.

292
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,350
Stealing isn't fair.

293
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,410
You got caught.

294
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:58,030
Now do what I say, and then I'll think
about letting you off.

295
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:02,950
Okay, just promise me the last time
you'll change the rules.

296
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,040
I do whatever the fuck I want.

297
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Okay.

298
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,680
Now let's go.

299
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:13,740
Come on.

300
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,220
Do it so I can see it. Come here.

301
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:24,940
There you go.

302
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,180
Yeah.

303
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,660
Hold on to my dick while you kiss her.

304
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,380
Yeah, you touch it too.

305
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,980
This is a start.

306
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,620
Stop asking questions.

307
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:03,820
Okay. I make the demands and you just do
what I say.

308
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,760
Okay. Good.

309
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:09,800
Glad we're on the same page. You should
be more like your friend here.

310
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,540
Like what?

311
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,880
Like you don't talk back, you just do.

312
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,440
That's good.

313
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,940
That's good, keep doing that.

314
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,840
Yeah,

315
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,400
it's just like that.

316
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:38,930
Of course you do.

317
00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:44,410
Maybe you won't steal anymore.

318
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,810
You stand up.

319
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:53,070
Good. I want you to feed this to your
friend.

320
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:56,850
Grab it.

321
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,330
Grab her head.

322
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,610
And put it in her mouth.

323
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,030
Come on.

324
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:08,980
That's good

325
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:23,040
They

326
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:33,460
really

327
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,060
hired some gorgeous elves this year

328
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,360
So you're trying to stay out of jail.

329
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,580
You're going to choke her.

330
00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:23,020
She needs to work for this.

331
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,120
Come on.

332
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:29,700
You're not done with your job.

333
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:36,900
Put it back in her mouth.

334
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:45,460
Come on. Force her head on it.

335
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,040
Come on. Push her head.

336
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,440
Push your head over my dick.

337
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:50,780
I'm doing it.

338
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:59,180
I can't breathe. Now stroke my dick.

339
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,340
Right in front of her face.

340
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,760
Alright,

341
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:09,940
it's your turn.

342
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,020
You get up.

343
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,600
And you get on your knees.

344
00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:18,330
No, scoot over here. Come on.

345
00:22:19,210 --> 00:22:20,210
You over there.

346
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:23,250
Good.

347
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,330
Same thing. Put your hand on here.

348
00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:29,890
Okay. Don't act like you didn't just see
this. Okay, okay. Put your hand here.

349
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:31,470
You.

350
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:32,630
You, hello?

351
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,410
Put your mouth on my dick.

352
00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:36,550
Listen, hey, hey.

353
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:41,570
If I keep having to tell you what to do,
this isn't gonna work.

354
00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:43,790
You just did this.

355
00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,530
Reverse, okay? You should know what the
fuck to do right now.

356
00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:48,829
Okay, fine.

357
00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:49,830
Good.

358
00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:51,190
Put your mouth on my dick.

359
00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:52,510
Alright.

360
00:22:53,050 --> 00:22:54,050
Good.

361
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,000
Go all the way down that north pole.

362
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:26,200
Go all the way down that north pole.

363
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,440
Yes.

364
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,260
Right in front of her face.

365
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,720
Right in front of her face.

366
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:38,360
Okay, open your mouth back up.

367
00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,000
Right back in there.

368
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,300
That's good.

369
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,400
You, push her head on my dick.

370
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,120
Just like that, yes.

371
00:23:55,639 --> 00:23:56,760
Sorry. Don't be sorry.

372
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,180
You're getting her out of jail right
now.

373
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:13,540
Struck my dick.

374
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,820
Ew. Hey.

375
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,360
What are you doing?

376
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,760
How about you make yourself useful and
lick my balls?

377
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,400
Hold my dick up.

378
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,340
Okay. That's good.

379
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,820
Don't stop stroking my dick.

380
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,040
Okay.

381
00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:55,790
mouth back up. How about that?

382
00:24:58,110 --> 00:25:01,110
Push your head onto it.

383
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,700
Come on, look at me. Look at me.

384
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,080
That's good.

385
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:33,920
Why

386
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:40,920
don't

387
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:41,920
you stand up?

388
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,680
Come here.

389
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,500
Rub your titties together.

390
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:48,260
Just like this.

391
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:50,780
Just like this. Come on.

392
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,020
And make out with each other.

393
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,680
And hold on to my dick. Both of you.

394
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,760
This way.

395
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:03,399
See,

396
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:10,200
now

397
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,740
you guys are trying to stay out of jail.

398
00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,240
Don't talk. Come on.

399
00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:41,430
I don't bite.

400
00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:57,370
Good, they hired some hot elves this
year.

401
00:26:58,110 --> 00:26:59,770
You two are sexy.

402
00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:02,230
Get back on your knees.

403
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:04,130
Both of you.

404
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:06,750
Come on.

405
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Put that in your mouth.

406
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,040
Let's go.

407
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:23,200
Now it's your

408
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,200
turn. Come on.

409
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,400
Your turn.

410
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:31,940
Let's go.

411
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,300
Now both grab it.

412
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Come on.

413
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:56,920
You both need to stroke it.

414
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:58,260
Yes.

415
00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,620
Same time.

416
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,140
That's good.

417
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,720
How much longer do we have to do this?

418
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,060
When I say done, it's over.

419
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,600
Okay? Okay.

420
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,519
Did I say done?

421
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,520
No. Good.

422
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,900
Then keep doing what I say.

423
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,380
And don't stop what I say, okay?

424
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:26,660
Good.

425
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,680
That's good.

426
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,980
Back in your mouth.

427
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:42,940
Get ready.

428
00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:03,890
You guys ready?

429
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,110
For what?

430
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,870
Both of you stand up.

431
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:14,510
Turn around.

432
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,390
Angela.

433
00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:26,450
You two, stay down.

434
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,620
get out of jail free card.

435
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,960
tight pussy girls.

436
00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:19,260
You guys really want to earn your way
out of jail?

437
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,580
Come here.

438
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,040
Stand up.

439
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:26,699
Get out of these stupid outfits.

440
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,340
All the way.

441
00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:29,780
Come on.

442
00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:54,010
Why don't you come over here and sit on
Santa's lap?

443
00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:57,170
Tell him what you want for Christmas.

444
00:34:57,670 --> 00:34:58,670
That's disgusting.

445
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,970
Come on. Have a seat.

446
00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:49,820
Just say hi to Santa right now.

447
00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:52,260
That's good.

448
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,720
Let me go right here.

449
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,100
I want you to suck that pussy juice off
my dick. Come on, get up.

450
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,820
Spit all over it.

451
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,240
Spit all over it. Rub it around.

452
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,120
Why don't you have a seat?

453
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,540
Tell me what you want for Christmas.

454
00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:02,670
I want you to have a seat on the dick.

455
00:37:04,030 --> 00:37:05,030
Okay.

456
00:37:07,150 --> 00:37:08,150
Put it in there.

457
00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,010
Put it in there for her.

458
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,640
Lay down on this.

459
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,080
Get up.

460
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,660
You, right next to him.

461
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,380
On your back.

462
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,160
Get over.

463
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,280
Get close.

464
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,140
Badass with a tattoo, huh? I bet you
were the brains behind stealing all that

465
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:45,140
stuff.

466
00:48:16,819 --> 00:48:17,820
Get off there. Come on.

467
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,080
See you.

468
00:50:52,430 --> 00:50:54,210
Show me you don't want to go to jail.
Come on.

469
00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:56,330
Oh,

470
00:50:57,470 --> 00:51:00,790
that's funny.

471
00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:04,850
Oh,

472
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:07,530
that's funny.

473
00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:12,090
No, you do it. You don't stop. You play
with my boss.

474
00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:07,430
Remember what I told you I was going to
do?

475
00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:09,850
What?

476
00:54:10,690 --> 00:54:11,690
You don't remember?

477
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:17,070
I'm going to jizz all over your faces.

478
00:54:18,030 --> 00:54:19,030
Oh.

479
00:54:19,710 --> 00:54:20,710
Yeah.

480
00:54:21,090 --> 00:54:22,090
Now?

481
00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:23,530
Yeah.

482
00:54:23,950 --> 00:54:25,730
Okay. I guess.

483
00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:27,710
All right. You sit there.

484
00:54:27,970 --> 00:54:28,970
I'll go over here.

485
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,220
Won't you each play with my balls?

486
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:38,940
Come on.

487
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:41,140
That's good. Touch my balls.

488
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,240
Yeah.

489
00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:52,360
You ready for Santa's snowman?

490
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,140
That's a really gross way to put it.

491
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,960
Oh, Merry Christmas.

492
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,600
See that?

493
00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:28,820
It's a white Christmas.

494
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,360
That's good.

495
00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:40,280
Now, my boss called, so you gotta get
ready and get out of here really, really

496
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,620
quick, okay? You're letting us go?

497
00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:44,740
Yeah. Hurry up. Hurry the fuck up. Okay,
okay.

498
00:55:45,589 --> 00:55:49,230
Shit, take your shitty ass jewelry you
stole with you. I don't want any

499
00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:50,230
in here, alright?

500
00:55:50,410 --> 00:55:53,610
And then get dressed and get back to the
mall with the kids, alright?

501
00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:54,950
Uh, okay.

502
00:55:55,390 --> 00:55:58,970
I need it to look like none of this ever
happened in order to keep you guys from

503
00:55:58,970 --> 00:55:59,788
jail, okay?

504
00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:01,150
Okay. Alright, good.

505
00:56:02,910 --> 00:56:03,910
Shit.

506
00:56:06,890 --> 00:56:09,690
Don't ever let me catch you stealing
again, alright?

507
00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:11,250
Yeah, yeah.